I Am the Pastor of Muppts!

I always forget I have this tumblr thing, I should probably use it one of these days…

This is my life.

textsfrombennett:

Bennett discovers a cocaine replacement #textsfrombennett

Omegle

I’m not finding anyone interesting on Omegle tonight :/

textsfrombennett:

Bennett is going to Heaven

Have a rape problem? Here’s a compete guide on how to stop!

charlestrippy:

It’s official!! Say hello to my hot new wife Mrs. Alli Trippy!! Yay!! Don’t worry lots of footage and montage video on youtube.com/charlestrippy tomorrow!!

charlestrippy:

Hahaha u guys crashed the site?!? Getting ready!! Just got my suit on! #CTFxCWedding hehe

TUMBLR

I MADE A TUMBLR AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!